We get what we need. Or so they say, but it still sucks. I never signed up for this, but shit happens. I never found a lantern, but I made a wish. The genie laughed at my face and mooned me. Again, shit happens. If he ever does that again I'll kick the living fuck out of him. He might be bigger, but I'm insane, so I'll win.
Remember, silver is for losers. I'll go for gold, as should you folks :)