Unfortunately at the moment I'm very much bedridden myself, wouldn't be much of a company... God I hate being sick.
Well, to cheer things up, here's apparently a genuine letter sent to the Finnish Embassy by what I can only hope to be dumber-than-average Brit:
According to reports in today's newspapers, the foul weather that we are experiencing in the UK is coming directly from Finland.
I respectfully request that you stop this unfriendly behaviour immediately. It is playing havoc with my plans for the garden, not to mention the heating bills.
I shall expect an improvement very soon, and will not accept any excuses! Thank you."